Monday, January 18, 2016

Bumper ALOD - EVE is Stabby and Unsafe

A persistent misconception among newer capsuleers is that CONCORD exists to provide security.

The reality is, CONCORD's directive is simply to remove naughty ships from the grid.
They are the Janitors of New Eden, as mindless and predictable as the ants that crawl the dirt on many inhabitable planets.

And like many low-paid Janitors with inhaled booster abuse issues, if you bribe them with ISK, they'll forgive you for trashing the school lunch room the night before. And the night before that. And the night before...

It is under such unfortunate circumstances that we find our criminally-aligned bumper Kalorned's embarrassing loss.

Jennifer en Marland found Kalorned sitting on the Ikao gate in Uedama And Kalorned had been acting naughty, very naughty, bumping freighters for a gank fleet.

We assume he feels CONCORD sufficiently redeemed his manhood and honor for the loss of his ship.

Unfortunately, we cannot say the same for that Stabber fit.  Nothing will redeem that.

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