Sunday, February 19, 2017

Bumper ALOD: Gevlon Goblin sends his regards

The Black Ops Team found this Machariel bumper who stopped bumping a freighter and sat motionless 200 km off of Madirmilire gate in Niarja.  This pilot had cynically adopted a nom de guerre in defiance of one of the Goons long time nemesis.


now THAT was FUN!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 18, 2017

CODE ALOD - Karma has no menu

Karma has no menu.  
You get served, what you deserve

A flurry of reports emerged today that the criminal Kusion clan suddenly decided they wanted to retire from CODE. by "drawing his pension in one lump sum" and received a "small going away gift" from the members.

This caused a "minor change of CODE alliance plans" and the "Goon's Burn Jita event was postponed" to make way for the retirement party to be held in Kusions' honor.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Looter ALOD: Chaos Theory

A Militia member raced to Josameto after receiving reports about a bump in progress (BIP), but was too late for the gank.  He did see a freighter getting attacked by war targets and it ended up  with a fair amount of loot in the wreck that the mercenaries left behind.

So the team of Militia members decided to retrieve and rescue the loot. They saved a fair bit for the victim and contracted it back.

Meanwhile, another freighter was ganked.  The Militia warped to the scene.  They found Pfwiet Chakaid in a freighter with several blackbirds flashing suspect all looting.

They destroyed the blackbirds and Pfwiet decided to directly loot the rest. He was scrammed as soon as he went suspect, and death followed quickly.

Chaos Theory: the branch of New Eden philosophy that deals with complex situations whose outcomes are highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great justice.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Looter ALOD: Very Shiny Objects

Blackbirds have a reputation for thievery, avidly collecting shiny objects to adorn their nests. 

While that may be a myth back on earth, the reputation has carried into space reality here in the cluster.

Thankfully, there is a bird of prey that hunts such blackbirds, and it soars on the wings of swift justice.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Militia Life - Spacelane Assistance

Life in the High Sec Militia is always unpredictable. One never knows what you will come across each day.

After an earlier day's work patrolling and fighting the good fight, one militia member had retired to the Captain's Quarters in Madirmilire.  After taking care of administrative and personal matters, there were only a couple hours left in the day.  The question arose, to go back out or call it a day? Sitting on the couch and watching the CONCORD daily news or Space Vids appealed to him. But something was tugging at his mind, something was calling out to him from the void.

A quick check of the Intel channels revealed the Kusion Criminal Gang had struck Uedama fairly recently.  Decision made, the militia member slipped into a fast ship and undocked.

Landing on the Niarja gate to jump through, he noticed the bright orange marker of a known Machariel bumper - Edwin Niwde - and an Obelisk some 250km off the gate.  After jumping through there was only one choice to be made, he headed back.

The militia member docked back up, jumped into a Guardian and warped out to a tactical point on the gate.  At this time, a catalyst was near the Obelisk. The cat scrammed the Freighter, and began shooting.  It was clear the freighter pilot made the fatal mistake of accepting a duel from a scam web con artist working alongside the Machariel.

Given the Guardian would have to go suspect to aid the freighter, and noticing the catalyst had a 0isk KR on it, the militia member docked back up and jumped into a Curse.

Landing at the gate, he activated the MWD and burned toward the Obelisk which was now 300km off the gate.  Within 200km someone activated the KR and the catalyst began flashing suspect.  Within 100km the Curse unleashed 4x Tracking Disrupters upon the catalyst, nuking the cat's optimal gun range, and closing still, unleashed a full bay of Hobgoblin IIs upon the catalyst.

The freighter was saved with only 23% hull left. The crime was 'Interrupted'.

The Machariel bumper returned to harass and bump the freighter while the catalyst pilot, now in his capsule, warped off

Calls were placed for Logistics and Reps as the Curse circled and waited for the catalyst pilot to return.

Two Chain Ospreys were the first to arrive on scene, and as the Obelisk shields reached 100%, the militia pilot docked back up and slipped into the Guardian once more.

More Logistics arrived and the armor was repaired back to 100%.  Still the catalyst had not returned.

With the armor at 100%, the milita member docked back up and grabbed a specially fitted Cap-Stable Hull Rep Scorpion and raced back to the grid.  The Machariel kept bumping, but once the freighter hull reached over 50%, the Machariel warped off and jumped into Ashab.

He had been beaten.

With his tormentor now gone, the Obelisk changed course and docked up for the day.
Contact information was exchanged along with advice.  

In High Sec Space, you will find too many bad people, but also find many good people caught in bad situations. 

And although space is a cold and heartless void, where you find Hope and Justice is in the times you take to reach out and lend a helping hand.

Fly Safe

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Looter ALOD: Fallen Angels

Sivala is adjacent to the High Sec space lane choke-point of Uedama, and experiences its fair share of criminal activity.  A few criminals take up semi-permanent residence and hunt for haulers who pass through the system.

Given the frequency of crime, it is equally a home-away-from-home for many angels of Justice who wage war in the eternal battle of Good versus Evil.

The fallen angels put their faith in slippery agility.
However, the righteous put their faith in a higher power - Justice, and a full bay of Navy Ogres.

Looter ALOD: The Vindication of Justice

Madirmilire - part of the Amarr empire, plagued by Sansha rats and capsuleer criminals - is a hot bed of activity, being on the major Amarr trade hub route.

Whether you are a pod, shuttle, miner, small or large hauler, there are many reasons to tread carefully while in system.

And this holds true if you are a criminal or looter as well.

For wherever crime goes, so to follows Justice.
And Justice has little time or respect for anyone betting on a fistful of warp core stabilizers.

2017 Scout-A-Geddon Results

An amazing month and an amazing group of warriors displayed tenacity and ruthlessness as they went after criminal scouts during Scout-A-Geddon.

The Inglourious Bastards trained a new group of HSM members in vigilante operations and found additional members for the HSM Black Ops team. Op success!

Four wardecs were received this month which is hilarious, being a vigilante corp and all.

The mission to "Clear the trade lanes of criminal ship & cargo scanning scouts, repeatedly, brutally, and without mercy... for Justice!" was also a huge success...

448 ganker scouts killed in one month of all sizes and shapes, tech levels and tanks.

Many of you have learned that vigilante ops are an effective tool against gankers, and adds an additional arrow in your quiver of tactics, alongside ECM, Counter-Bumping, Repping, and Miner & Hauler education.

Most importantly this contest would not have been possible without the generous donations of awards and ISK from the good miners and haulers of high sec. We get donations almost on a daily basis now. Thanks to all of you out there!

So here are the contest results:

* The top scout killer and recipient of a Catalyst Inner Zone Shipping Skin (Permanent): Sako Kawasaki with 225 kills!

* The second place scout killer and recipient of 100 mil ISK: Stavross with 92 kills!

* The top scout pod killer and recipient of a Thrasher Blue Tiger Skin (Permanent): Sako Kawasaki with 9 kills!

* The second place scout pod killer is tied between two contestants and so each will receive of 100 mil ISK: Maximilien Robespierre Patrouette and Charlie Cadelanne both with 7 kills!

* The recipient of the Aldo Raine's 100 Scalp Award and PLEX is Sako Kawasaki!

* The Mach Killer award goes to Jennifer en Marland for her kill and included a 250 mil ISK bonus on top of the regular HSM bounty!

The winner of the Most Expensive Looter/Scout Hybrid and overall winner for most expensive scout not including Machs and recipient of 250 mil ISK is: Sako Kawasaki for this beautiful kill:

The winner of the Most Expensive Ganker/Scout Hybrid and second place for most expensive scout overall and recipient of 250 mil ISK is: Stavross for this also beautiful kill:

* Every participant received a million ISK for every scout they killed during the month!!!

For the winner of most expensive scout kill, was one that was so expensive that it came with ganker tears and a "year long wardec". The recipient of this award is Maximilien Robespierre Patrouette, and he received 250 mil ISK for his kill. Here is the kill and the resulting tears:

The Marmite Collective Declares War Against The Inglourious Bastards

[20:07:45] Maximilien Robespierre Patrouette  Yes?
[20:08:00] Murdoch Luther  Nice kill
[20:08:07] Murdoch Luther  Also, bad move
[20:08:40] Maximilien Robespierre Patrouette  And that would be why?
[20:08:43] Murdoch Luther  Consider yourself an enemy of eevry merc alliance in eve
[20:09:12] Murdoch Luther  You just killed one of our protectees
[20:10:11] Murdoch Luther  Enjoy wars, for 1 year at least. Have a nice day.

2016 Gankmas Winners

Many thanks to the militia members who made the December 2016 contest such a great success!

And now... the winners and their rewards:

Most Thrashers

1) SERGIO GALENTE    Kitsune + 500M isk
Thomas en Chasteaux  
2) Nippl Twister    Kitsune + 250M isk
3) Sir Frankfoot    100M isk

Most Catalysts

1) SERGIO GALENTE    Rook + 500M isk
Thomas en Chasteaux  
2) Tess Oriki    Rook + 250M isk
3) Sarus Gailen    100M isk

Most Vexors

1) SERGIO GALENTE    Curse + 500M isk
2) bigbud skunkafella    Curse + 250M isk
Thomas en Chasteaux  
3) Harish Riraille    100M isk

Most Battlecruisers

1) Nippl Twister    Falcon + 500M isk
2) SERGIO GALENTE    Falcon + 250M isk
3) Shelley Tortuga    100M isk

Most Solar Systems

1) SERGIO GALENTE    Pilgrim

Most KMs

1) SERGIO GALENTE    Sentinel

Criminal/Suspect Ships Intercepted

Purifier    214
Catalyst    89
Thrasher    82
Vexor    30
Caracal    27
Tornado    25
Hoarder    13
Nereus    11
Talos    7
Hound    7
Rupture    6
Maller    6
Svipul    4
Blackbird    3
Oracle    1
Iteron Mark V    1
Coercer    1
Bestower    1