Saturday, March 26, 2016

Looter ALOD - March Madness

The Militia had a busy start to March, as several criminally-aligned looters were caught and issued space tickets for stealing cargo that did not belong to them.  In routine and professional fashion, their ships were impounded and hauled to the recycle bin.

Maintaining law and order amidst the chaos of New Eden is challenging.  It is, however, always  rewarding and satisfying.












Saturday, March 19, 2016

True Stories: Battle Ventures of the Militia

For the adventurous, flying a Battle Venture to take down criminals combines all the forms of fun New Eden has to offer: Ratting, Mining, and giving criminals the opportunity to repeatedly taste the cold void of space.

This story takes place in Madirmilire, where our brave Venture miner was flying around minding her own business. *cough*

Darzet - of the imitation crab-meat CODE Crab Sticks corporation - had found a war-target.  Darzet  approached his intended victim, overly confident with his Hubris IV and Arrogance V - skills only available to CODE members, and only injected through special rectal injectors.

His war-target, Ariel Safire, had been waiting patiently for just such a fool.

Darzet target locked and approached.

Our Battle Venture enabled the afterburner, set the orbit at 12 km, locked Darzet and enabled the warp disrupter,

Darzet realized this was no normal target, and attempted to flee, but was locked in the Battle Venture's deadly embrace.

Kill: Darzet (Catalyst) 

Fail Fit Against Ventures

Not listed on KM: The 'fofofofofofo' police

Darzet learned about Justice the hard way.  The brochures handed out at the CODE recruitment picnics where imitation sea food and suspicious looking sausages are served, were horribly wrong.

Killing miners was not that easy.  Killing miners was not like stealing tears from goons.

Darzet learned that sometimes, Miners pwn your ass.





Sunday, March 6, 2016

Justice Files: Bogeling the Mind

Earlier today, Tuitian - I didn't want that Aeon anyway -Bogel was bumping a Providence in Madirmilire off the Niarja gate.

The HSM responded, and brought a Basilisk for shield reps.
It was enough.

Provi Save Mail
The Providence was saved, and while the HSM was busy bringing the Shield, Armor and Hull back to 100%, as an Oneiros joined the fray, the local channel was the scene of the next battle.


Bogel was undeterred by his failure, and undeterred by the Militia's win.  He was promising to dunk this providence, no matter the cost.


It was clear, the No-developer-without-an-Audi program was in full gear with the criminal underworld. The developers would no longer be poor, with this new Save Fozzie program.



Then Bogel came clean, and admitted they failed because they brought cheap ships. But only because it is more fun that way, not that they were broke or anything.



Indeed, too much of the funny had left the system, as the second attempt on the Providence was never made, the gankers never came again, nor ganked for much of the rest of the day (there's still time!). And Bogel left the system.



Fly safe, little Provi, Fly Safe o/





Friday, March 4, 2016

Bumper ALOD - Nashed and Wrecked


Nathan Nash  came to Uedama to begin his career as a Machariel bumper for a criminal organization.

He came for the easy work, low risk, and easy ISK.

He left in his pod, his wallet a shade lighter, and an increased respect for Justice in High Sec space.




Scythe Tank. Best Tank.


Later, Nathan was spotted back in Uedema on Sivala gate in another Machariel, with a fanbois Scythe, constantly repping him.

Welcome to High Sec, Nathan!