Thursday, October 26, 2017

Looter ALOD: Lost it Twice

The Tornado Ganker Pudding-Pop thought he scored a valuable kill when his looter swooped in and scooped the loot from the wreck.

However, his looter poopshoop69090901289374 Muutaras  (seriously?) discovered that ganking is easy, but looting is hard.

Having been caught red handed, poopshoop' noticed a Crane dropped in the loot he fail-carried ...

... and thought he could make good his 2nd attempt at escaping.

Given his spur of the moment planning, things didn't turn out well.

Militia Member Sergio Galente continually demonstrates to criminals that the Loot Fairy isn't the only cold and unforgiving force at work in the Universe.  

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Potato Jimmy 315, Always

Intel reported that the long lost Kusion ganker clan, who had gone missing for 5 months had returned, and was spotted in a Purifier fleet moving from Isanamo to Uedama.

Again, inspiration was drawn.

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Ecce Ganky

A thrice banned deplorable criminal has returned to the galaxy.
This event inspired someone, creatively.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Hauler Save: Isanamo Save Mail

They say Patience is a Virtue.  In space, I would add "Cloaking" as well.

As part of the Militia Boot Camp series - Day 4, here is a video that demonstrates it.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Looter ALOD: The Science of Justice

The ancient sanskrit texts Vaimānika Śāstra are believed by some to be a treatise on aerospace technology - the "science of aeronautics". More likely, they are the vivid imaginations of someone who dreamed of being a capsuleer, soaring between the heavens in implausibly space worthy Minmatar ships.

While scholars look back on these early fantasies and pseudo-science, we are reminded that there remains one constant thread that binds us to our ancestors - the passion to dream, and reach out beyond the stars, to achieve heights and accomplishments unknown to those who remained prisoners of gravity and of their own minds.

One other binding thread is greed.  And Kxe Kxe's insatiable lust for other people's treasures knows few bounds.  Kxe Kxe loots for the Tornado ganker kali laska.  

But Kxe found a hard boundary the other day, and his name is Sergio Galente.

For those of us guided by far better stars, we see the ancient truths within the heavens, and find great wisdom in that greater constellation of Justice.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Looter ALOD: Love Me Points

Mic Warkor loves to hunt industrial haulers in Urlen on the Perimeter gate in his Tornado.  His looter is LoveMe and flys an Iteron Mark V.

Mic thought he hit the jackpot, when he took down a hauler recently.

But Justice, like Love, always finds a way.

Special thanks again to Militia Member Sergio Galente who continues to remind criminals that Law and Order is the one, true Sov holder of High Security Space.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Looter ALOD: Little Mistakes

It is an unfortunate aspect of humanity, that while the majority of capsuleers are good, honest, hard working folk, there lurks those in the shadows who are lazy, and prey upon others, seeking to profit off of everyone else's hard labor.

They take the easy and low road.

Thankfully, there are those who patrol and hunt down these criminals, along with their accomplice looters.

Lilliahn assumed he could scoop the loot and ship skins and get away, like he had many times before.

But, little mistakes were made.

and then a fistful more.

Lilliahn lost his loot, his ship, and left the Elonaya gate grid littered with his teeth and implants.

We're not sure why he needed a boost to his Torpedo damage, while flying a Hexa-Stabbed Occator.
But since he lost his memory augmentation implant, we doubt he remembers why, either.

Special thanks to Militia Member Sergio Galente, for reminding Lilliahn that Rewards come with Risk.  And Rewards that belong to someone else, come with Great Justice.