Saturday, April 8, 2017

Militia Milestones - 100



Recently, a capsuleer discovered the secret of the EVE Gate, and decided to leave New Eden and explore the galaxy beyond that ancient gate.  Nearly 37 Billion in assets were bequeathed to the High Sec Militia as his last will and testament.

In the process of selling these assets, the HSM has crossed a major milestone - over 100 Billion in ISK has been donated to the Militia over these years of operation. The grand total stands at 124 Billion today.

This does not include the Tens of Billions that have been donated and kept as assets.

It is because of Volunteers and Supporters that the light of Hope and Justice continues to burn bright in this cluster that we all call home.

And to the brave capsuleer who unlocked the EVE Gate secrets and ventures on his journey toward our ancestral home, the 150 ranking militia members, the 173 enlistees, and 57 Donors salute you and wish you a safe journey.

o7
Fly Safe
-Thomas en Chasteaux







Thursday, March 23, 2017

Bumper ALOD: Nice Things



A Machariel bumper was spotted far off the Sivala gate in Uedama, sitting still. The militia kept a wary eye on him, as he sat there.

As the pilot seemed all too complacent, some calls were made and a Black Ops Team was assembled. Meanwhile, a cloaked warp in was put into position.

Criminals and their bumper accomplices are one of the reasons New Eden capsuleers cannot keep their nice things.

Berry Nice thought he found a safe place to park and go AFK.  Instead, he found that the river of fate suddenly overflowed its banks, and swept him downstream to the roaring falls of Justice.




[01:01:44] Slania Auduin  Kill: Berry Nice (Machariel)  Kill: Berry Nice (Capsule) Justice prevails \o/ no freighter bumps for you
[01:02:50] Tekk Clone03  Slania Auduin congrats guys
[01:04:46] uninstall 01 > whoa i was afk
[01:04:48] uninstall 01 > gj
[01:04:56] uninstall 01 > also you spend more to gank it then you killed
[01:04:58] uninstall 01 > but gj
[01:06:43] Slania Auduin > no we didnt :D
[01:06:52] Slania Auduin > but thanks ;)
[01:08:01] Brad Neece > i made profit ;/
[01:08:06] uninstall 01 > what is insurance
[01:08:12] Mythradites > =1
[01:08:13] uninstall 01 > what is basic game mechnaics
[01:08:16] Mythradites > +!
[01:08:18] Mythradites > +1
[01:08:20] Mythradites > balls
[01:08:25] Mythradites > in the court
[01:08:27] Brad Neece > ganking for profit?
[01:08:28] Mythradites > +1
[01:08:31] Mythradites > -0
[01:08:36] Mythradites > 8====D
[01:10:00] Slania Auduin > but the mach km is worth more than we lost...
[01:10:14] Slania Auduin > and not everything is about isk anyway :D
[01:10:28] Brad Neece > pew pew pew
[01:10:39] Slania Auduin > pew pew pew!
[01:12:03] uninstall 01 > ya jf
[01:12:05] uninstall 01 > gf





Sunday, March 19, 2017

Bumper ALOD: Silver Linings



One of our Black Ops members found a Machariel fit for criminal acts.  Thankfully, they found the silver lining in that criminal space cloud, and collected a handsome bounty.

The bumper Sil Ver had hoped exploding freighters would rain ISK down upon his head.
Instead, he found a hailstorm of Justice.





Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Ganker Scout ALOD: Downward Slope




The criminal scout Slope Codie was scanning ships and cargo at the Kamio gate in the Kaaputenen system.  Justice arrived, and things went downhill for Codie from there.







Sunday, February 19, 2017

Bumper ALOD: Gevlon Goblin sends his regards



The Black Ops Team found this Machariel bumper who stopped bumping a freighter and sat motionless 200 km off of Madirmilire gate in Niarja.  This pilot had cynically adopted a nom de guerre in defiance of one of the Goons long time nemesis.



YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH



now THAT was FUN!!!!!!!


Saturday, February 18, 2017

CODE ALOD - Karma has no menu

Karma has no menu.  
You get served, what you deserve

A flurry of reports emerged today that the criminal Kusion clan suddenly decided they wanted to retire from CODE. by "drawing his pension in one lump sum" and received a "small going away gift" from the members.


This caused a "minor change of CODE alliance plans" and the "Goon's Burn Jita event was postponed" to make way for the retirement party to be held in Kusions' honor.





Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Looter ALOD: Chaos Theory

A Militia member raced to Josameto after receiving reports about a bump in progress (BIP), but was too late for the gank.  He did see a freighter getting attacked by war targets and it ended up  with a fair amount of loot in the wreck that the mercenaries left behind.

So the team of Militia members decided to retrieve and rescue the loot. They saved a fair bit for the victim and contracted it back.

Meanwhile, another freighter was ganked.  The Militia warped to the scene.  They found Pfwiet Chakaid in a freighter with several blackbirds flashing suspect all looting.




They destroyed the blackbirds and Pfwiet decided to directly loot the rest. He was scrammed as soon as he went suspect, and death followed quickly.



Chaos Theory: the branch of New Eden philosophy that deals with complex situations whose outcomes are highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great justice.