Saturday, January 30, 2016

Looter ALOD: Smells like ... Criminal

The Trolling Bees had just ganked a Charon in Sivala.  After the Loot Fairy took two thirds of the cargo, the criminally-aligned looter, Aeon Rose, warped in to whisk away the remains.

Then the Militia said 'Nope'.

Kill: Aeon Rose (Obelisk)

The Militia salutes Tempus Halley on his KM. Such a KM by any other name would smell as sweet as Justice

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Looter ALOD: Justice puts the U in Fun

Justice in High Sec not only is the foundation for a stable and productive civilization in New Eden, but brings enormous amounts of joy and satisfaction to citizens of all races and creeds.

This includes criminals themselves.

This Looter ALOD comes to us directly from the source, from Inquisitor Gnomon of the Church of the Silver Flame

I read your blog.
Here is a looter ALOD:
It started out as a fairly standard OP... Ice field, AFK miners with an MTU and a freighter... can mining. SOP - kill the MTU and take the Ice that the miners keep ejecting.
After a while the freighter dropped another MTU... so I went back to destroy it, and got scrammed and killed by the Skiffs!
Kill: Inquisitor Gnomon (Typhoon) 
I laughed so hard I forgot to save my pod!
Kill: Inquisitor Gnomon (Capsule) 
Most fun I've had in the ice in a long time!

We are pleased that Justice continues to spread throughout New Eden, providing content and meaning to capsuleers daily lives. We salute those who fight the Good Fight, and those who enjoy it in all its forms, on whatever end they give it, or receive it.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Justice and the long arm of its Gentle Caress

Bringing Justice to High Sec space is a noble, and tireless cause.  There are many tactics, and many roles to fill when it comes to crime prevention, and the application of Punishment for each Crime committed.

Some are under the mistaken impression that large fleets are required to combat an equally large fleet of criminals.

But as the Universe has taught us, the Butterfly Effect is strong.

This story of High Sec Justice comes from checkmeister Sirober

I was sitting off Lai Dai station, and by chance loyalanon and his fleet of 20 something catalysts undocked to a safe spot.  Prior to him fleet warping away to the target, I popped him at range 80km away, 
He did not know what hit him!
Well with no FC, the rest of the gang feel apart and was concorded even before they could get the target. He ran away in his pod.  Hell yeah, and awesome moment!
There was no GF in local from him and he kept quiet about this embarassment, as I expected.  He just started trolling harder in local and changed his flight patterns.

As you can see, all High Sec needs, is a single capsuleer, a hero, in the right place, at the right time, in the right ship... and countless lives and ISK can be saved.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Looter ALOD: Goofus Heron

It is not often one comes across a 1.4 Billion ISK Heron.  But this is High Sec. You find everything here.

Sometimes you find heroes like HSM members Troelf and Brad Neece.

Other times, you encounter just another Goofus.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Looter ALOD - Two for the Price of Justice

The Kusion clan was ganking once again in Uedama.  They had just caught a Rattlesnake and the Kusion scout and looter - Daxter Alabel flying a Heron - arrived to profit from his latest criminal act. Daxter looted and went suspect.

Fortunately, Justice was also hunting that day.

And just 2 days earlier another looter, Pfwiet Chakaiddiscovered that Crime is often followed by Punishment.  Welcome to High Sec, Pfwiet, where the Captain's Quarters are always kept at a warm 22 degrees celsius, and the Justice (and Quafe) are always served ice cold.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Looter ALOD - Discoman and the Disco Police

A gank fleet in Uedama had just killed a freighter 15km off the Ikao gate.  A Mobile Micro Jump Unit was deployed and Discoman looted and started flashing yellow suspect.

At this point, the flashing lights must have done something to Discoman, because he started his celebration too early.  Something stirred in Discoman.   He must have thought he became "fabulous", turned up the music to 11, threw his hands in the air, and started his special dance.

He wasn't even close to being aligned to warp out, and before he could use his microjump unit to escape, anti-gankers including Molotok and MalkePigen tackled him and applied heavy dps.

A machariel bumper bumped Discoman back to the gate, and he jumped into Ikao with about 40% hull remaining.

Fortunately Slania Auduin  arrived on grid in her Thorax just in time to see him jump, so she followed him through.  Even better, she spawned on the other side of the gate within 5km of where Discoman decloaked.  Slania tackled and finished him.  Unfortunately, the session change meant that the other anti-ganking and militia members who damaged and tackled him do not appear on the KM.

Looter: Discoman (Charon)

Bumper ALOD - Nicholass Charante

The Black Ops team was on patrol, and reports came in of a freighter being bumped by Nicholass Charante in a Machariel at the Uedama gate in Junnigaishi.

The team formed up and arrived on grid. Fortunately the freighter escaped and the macherial bumper, sensing he was being hunted, docked up in another system.

The team decided to stand down and return to base, when another report came in.  Nicholass was back at the Juunigaishi gate bumping another freighter.

With the help of HSM member Brad Neece, the Black Ops team was able to warp in on top of the macherial and make short work of him.

Criminal: Nicholass Charante (Machariel)

The first freighter captain that had escaped earlier was so pleased with the death of the bumper that he donated 80 million ISK for the kill. The second freighter captain, in gratitude for saving his ship, gave each HSM team member 100 million ISK.

All of this was unsolicited but very much appreciated, and New Eden knows it will be put to good use.

Bumper ALOD - EVE is Stabby and Unsafe

A persistent misconception among newer capsuleers is that CONCORD exists to provide security.

The reality is, CONCORD's directive is simply to remove naughty ships from the grid.
They are the Janitors of New Eden, as mindless and predictable as the ants that crawl the dirt on many inhabitable planets.

And like many low-paid Janitors with inhaled booster abuse issues, if you bribe them with ISK, they'll forgive you for trashing the school lunch room the night before. And the night before that. And the night before...

It is under such unfortunate circumstances that we find our criminally-aligned bumper Kalorned's embarrassing loss.

Jennifer en Marland found Kalorned sitting on the Ikao gate in Uedama And Kalorned had been acting naughty, very naughty, bumping freighters for a gank fleet.

We assume he feels CONCORD sufficiently redeemed his manhood and honor for the loss of his ship.

Unfortunately, we cannot say the same for that Stabber fit.  Nothing will redeem that.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Dec 2015 Contest Results

H o w    t h e    G r i n c h    S t o l e    s

Contest Results

Fly Swatter award
Pilots with the most Thrasher KM totals will receive a Kitsune and 500M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Griffin and Griffin Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

1) Shar'Vhaal    4    5.1
2) pajedas    3    7.7
3) Fylth    2    5.3
4) Jzin Hua    1    3.7
5) Molotok    1    1.6

Pied Piper award
Pilots with the most Catalyst KM totals will receive a Rook and 500M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Blackbird and Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)    

Thomas en Chasteaux    159    746.8
1) Kip Winger    57    310.7
2) Rad Cer    45    205.9
3) liam dev    23    96.4
4) Nippl Twister    20    83.3
5) Armand Patrouette    20    76
Shelley Tortuga    20    74.7

Gate Keeper award
Pilots with the most Vexor KM totals will receive a Curse and 500M ISK
2nd place will receive a Arbitrator and Arbitrator Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

1) Saber Ding    13    185.3
Thomas en Chasteaux    2    37.4
2) Molotok    2    26.7
3) Nippl Twister    1    12.6

Defender award
Pilots with the most Battlecruiser KM totals will receive a Falcon and 500M ISK
2nd place will receive a Blackbird and Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

Thomas en Chasteaux    32    2978.2
1) Magary    7    659.4
2) Saber Ding    5    526
3) Shelley Tortuga    4    348.5
4) Nippl Twister    3    249.1
5) Kip Winger    2    129.3

Ranger award 
Pilots with the most number of solar systems where KMs were earned will receive a Pilgrim

Thomas en Chasteaux - 10 3940.2
1) Fylth    9    78.1
2) liam dev - 8 217
3) Saber Ding - 7  804.4
4) Nippl Twister - 7 463.8
5) Rad Cer - 7 360.2

Max Rockatansky award
Pilots with the most KMs will receive a Sentinel

Thomas en Chasteaux    201    3940.2
1) Kip Winger    62    502.4
2) Rad Cer    48    360.2
3) Saber Ding    36    804.4
4) liam dev    29    217
5) Nippl Twister    26    463.8

The Astecus Challenge:   568/1000

The Astecus challenge
If the total number of KMs by militia members acquired during the month of December reaches 1000, all ISK prize awards will be doubled.

In each specific ship or ship-class category, for the runners up, the following will be awarded:
  • 3rd place - Nemesis + 75M ISK
  • 4th place - Griffin + 50M ISK
  • 5th place - Crucifier + 25M ISK

Congratulations to all our winners!

And a special thanks goes out to all the Sponsors, who are making this contest possible.
You know who you are.

Stay Vigilant
Stay Frosty
Fly Safe

The High Sec Militia