Sunday, December 27, 2015

Bloody Bear's Christmas

It was early morning on Christmas Day
and Bloody Bear was on patrol
His trusty Hyperion was amongst the ice
of the dangerous system of Kamio

Now Bloody Bear was not alone
he wasn't the only anti-ganker on field
his friends forrest Koskanaiken and Shelley Tortuga were there
to provide the miners with some extra shield

For a long time Bloody Bear watched o'er the miners
but, alas, nothing was happening
with no reds in local and adjacent systems clear
Bear thought the criminals might just be fappening

Perhaps the gankers are sleeping, thought Bear,
dreaming of fat haulers and miners AFK
But Bear was sooo wrong about that
things were soon not to be OK

Then all of a sudden. local lit up like a Christmas Tree
and what should appear
11 Kusion Brothers flashing in unison
and the miners, in unison, thought, "oh dear!"

Bear told forrest Koskanaiken "RED ALERT"
we must be ready for the gankers!
Bear target locked a Retriever
and sent his shield drones to stop those wankers

Surely, this barge will be their target, thought Bear
it was the only weak ship in the ice
but the Kusion Brothers had a different plan of attack,
and that plan was certainly not nice!

Bear knew it could happen one day
and soon the Kusion Brothers would try
to gank Bear's battleship sooner or later
but Bear determined he would make them cry

Bear was ready to defend that miner
with a ship worth a princely sum
And on D-Scan 12 Cats appeared
so Bear told his mates, "Here They Come!!!"

While the Cats warped to the ice
Bear's battleship wasn't sitting in one spot,
Nope, he was orbiting
just like he was taught

But the 12 Cats warped in on TOP of Bear
only 3 km from his Hyperion
Uh oh, thought Bear, he knew the target was HIM
and the Kusions, perhaps, were suffering a mass delirium

With Bear's shield drones still on the Retriever
Bear locked the targets but knew in his haste
that they were too close for his guns
so he would have to trust his Nanite Repair Paste

It took 13 seconds, and was over in a flash
and the reds and CONCORD began to clear
But what lay there in the ice, 12 cat shipwrecks
and Bear's Hyperion, covered in gankers' tears

Yes, his ship was damaged but it survived
a 12 Cat Goon and CODE gank fleet
Bear would be ready for them in the next attack
because Bear knows, they can be beat.

Merry Christmas to All
And to all, Fly Safe

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Scam Web Duels - Orca Wins

HSM Situation Report: Madirmilire 

Annika Krauss - flying an Orca - was bumped by criminally-aligned Machariel pilot, Calm Down Freighter.

Annika was approached by con artist - Emma Painter - who showed up in a Daredevil offering webs to assist in her escape.

Naturally, this was a scam web duel, and once dueled, Emma reshipped into a catalyst.

However, the Orca had defensive capabilities and was able to neutralize the catalyst whenever it tried to fire.  The orca shields never dropped below 85%.

An impasse arose.

HSM member Sabre Dean arrived and removed Emma Painter's catalyst from the grid. Kill: Emma Painter (Catalyst)

Emma then reshipped into a Atron, and then into a Thrasher.  Nothing was working for this criminal gang.

And then, the criminal gang faced their lowest morale breaking point - an event so shameful, that ZKillboard to this day refuses to post the event.

The criminal Kusion family of alts arrived, but seemed more interested in attempting to attack the rest of the HSM fleet on grid, in order to work out that excess frustration and angst.

At that point, the Orca was able to escape, and continued to taunt the gankers.

[02:51:03] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Madirmilire
[03:03:29] Annika Krauss > go away pls
[03:07:19] Annika Krauss > if thats fun for u
[03:13:20] Kaine Lust > Хао,где тут ассортимент побогаче?
[03:50:53] Annika Krauss > come on guys kill me now pls
[03:51:33] Frayn Bantam > working on it
[03:51:57] Annika Krauss > u r all working on your little dicks i think
[03:55:51] Annika Krauss > come on guys how many ships do you need to kill a little orca...
[03:56:11] Calm Down Freighter > lol
[03:56:12] Calm Down Freighter > one
[03:57:16] Annika Krauss > so start...
[03:57:21] Annika Krauss > u have 5
[03:59:32] Annika Krauss > thats a nice kill mail :)
[03:59:40] Kip Winger > \o/
[03:59:45] Annika Krauss  Kill: Emma Painter (Thrasher)
[04:00:00] Calm Down Freighter > hahahaha
[04:00:04] Calm Down Freighter > man this is great
[04:00:07] Calm Down Freighter > PROUD OF US TEAM
[04:00:30] Annika Krauss > killed by orca... u r so pro
[04:01:56] Annika Krauss > come on guys start the fight!
[04:03:05] Annika Krauss > u need falcons... even more pro
[04:04:06] Calm Down Freighter > STILL ISK POSITIVE
[04:04:30] Annika Krauss > lol
[04:04:36] Annika Krauss > very pro
[04:04:44] Annika Krauss > thx for the kill mail
[04:04:47] Annika Krauss > :)
[04:05:47] Kip Winger > isk positve...  must be Code Math
[04:06:33] Annika Krauss > calculating isnt even math at all
[04:06:38] Calm Down Freighter > nah he gave me 35m
[04:06:42] Annika Krauss > not nearly
[04:06:56] Calm Down Freighter > catalysts is 3m? Thrasher is not wure?
[04:07:15] Annika Krauss > thats the fee for the kill mail i guess :)
[04:08:08] Kip Winger > So she paied... and you were still ganking... Hmmm Interesting.
[04:08:12] Kip Winger > *paid
[04:08:54] Kip Winger > Code likes to hide their tears behind bad math and lies
[04:08:54] Annika Krauss > i got the km... so it was worth it ^^
[04:08:59] 1Lt Aldo Raine > I thnk they are too proud to admit
[04:09:06] Calm Down Freighter > :'(
[04:09:07] 1Lt Aldo Raine > code failed :(
[04:09:16] Kip Winger  lol  Calm Down Freighter
[04:09:22] 1Lt Aldo Raine > but you did kill a griffin
[04:09:28] 1Lt Aldo Raine > gj
[04:09:36] Kip Winger > Thats like 50 mil!
[04:09:44] Saber Ding > omg
[04:09:47] 1Lt Aldo Raine > daaaaaamn
[04:10:17] Calm Down Freighter > what griffin
[04:10:20] Calm Down Freighter > did jason kill something?
[04:10:37] Annika Krauss > i killed the trasher
[04:10:52] Calm Down Freighter > yes I know that
[04:11:02] Annika Krauss > i ganked a trasher with my orca :)
[04:11:19] 1Lt Aldo Raine > nice
[04:11:27] Calm Down Freighter > well
[04:11:29] Calm Down Freighter > it was a duel
[04:11:30] Calm Down Freighter > not a gank
[04:11:31] Calm Down Freighter > but yeah
[04:11:44] Annika Krauss > code logic :p
[04:11:48] Calm Down Freighter > not really
[04:11:51] Calm Down Freighter > if you ganked it
[04:11:55] Calm Down Freighter > I would be a lot more amused
[04:12:20] Calm Down Freighter > aaannnd
[04:12:23] Calm Down Freighter > I'm not code ;)
[04:12:35] Annika Krauss > so concord would have more ballz then u guys and killed that orca u failed ^^
[04:12:56] Calm Down Freighter > alright
[04:14:36] Kip Winger  Calm Down Freighter not code.. come on....
[04:14:37] 1Lt Aldo Raine  Calm Down Freighter whaaaat??? your not code?
[04:14:45] 1Lt Aldo Raine > my spais say otherwise
[04:15:24] Kip Winger > Just cause your not in their corp.... thats just a ploy so you don't get a naughty wardec...
[04:15:32] Kip Winger > hard to bump with a wardec
[04:15:41] Saber Ding  Calm Down Freighter is that a proud statement that you're not code?

Monday, December 21, 2015

Scout ALOD - Sweet dreams

While on patrol, the Black Ops team acquired a visual on a covert ops scout asleep, uncloaked, and dreaming of overloaded freighters at a gate.

After scanning and verifying the astero was fitted for ship and cargo scanning, it was locked to prevent re-cloaking.

Surprisingly, the first attempt to rudely wake up the scout failed.

Additional SpecOps members were summoned - Agosto Blonde and  L-4 Dan Tooine.  15 minutes had already passed, and the team warped to the same location.

Incredulously, the ganker scout was still sleeping on the job.

Kill: Felicity Maken (Astero)

Finally, Felicity returned from the land of freighter unicorns and rainbow colored-cargo expanders, and warped away in her pod before the team could return once again.

This astero represents a new milestone in criminal scout luxury fits.

Congratulations Team on a job well done!

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Bumper ALOD - Self-Fulfilling Prophecies

In this cold, vast galaxy, New Eden holds many mysteries.  Some mysteries are cosmic anomalies, explainable by science, if only we find the key.

Others are more mystical, ethereal in nature and remain unexplainable.  In such a galaxy, it is best not to tempt fate.

Frayn Bantam - Machariel bumper pilot for criminal organizations - took out his giant foam finger and shouted a challenge into the heavens.

And Frayn's prayer did reach Bob's ears.  And lo, HE reached out his mighty hand to answer...

We lower our heads in reverence to Bob's messengers - Jennifer en Marland and Slania Auduin.
And we give thanks to Bob's mighty backhand of Justice.  

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Scout ALOD - The Tears of Khan

Earlier this week, Black Ops members  Agosto Blonde and  Ryan Ahashion were in the Kamio system on another ganker scout neutralization mission.

Agosto Blonde warped to zero in the ice belt and confirmed a visual on a New Order scout. Criminals  had just committed an act of high sec terror and CONCORD was on grid.  Agosto slow burned to the target,   With no warp disruptor Agosto Blonde unleashed two volleys and...  Kill: Hiko Kobayashi (Anathema)

Startled and in shock, the ganker scout began the standard New Order diplomatic talks in local.

  • [05:35:07] Hiko Kobayashi > fnck

At this point, Hiko fled the scene to reship.  Upon returning in a Miasmos to begin the looting phase of the criminal act, he was again rudely surprised...

  • [05:43:18] Hiko Kobayashi > ryaaaaan

Ryan Ahashion was moving quickly toward the wreck and looted it.  Dismayed by his further loss, Hiko unleashed the full measure of his CODE fury...

  • [05:43:34] Hiko Kobayashi > kill his talos .he´s a suspect
  • [05:43:40] Hiko Kobayashi > khaaaan

Ryan offered him his condolences and a GF.

  • [05:43:41] Ryan Ahashion > thanks for loot hiko

Once Hiko regained his composure, he mused upon his loss.

  • [05:44:01] Hiko Kobayashi > @sshole looted my sushi service

Perhaps Hiko needed someone to buy him a drink.

This anathema kill represents a record scout KM value for the Black Ops team.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

2015 How the Grinch Stole Gankmas

H o w    t h e    G r i n c h    S t o l e    s


Conditions Apply:
  • Participants must be a member in good standing with the High Sec Militia.
  • Contest begins December 1st and ends December 31st. All dates and times are EVE Time.
  • All KMs earned must be against High Sec Criminals.

Fly Swatter award
Pilots with the most Thrasher KM totals will receive a Kitsune and 500M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Griffin and Griffin Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

Pied Piper award
Pilots with the most Catalyst KM totals will receive a Rook and 500M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Blackbird and Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)    

Gate Keeper award
Pilots with the most Vexor KM totals will receive a Curse and 500M ISK
2nd place will receive a Arbitrator and Arbitrator Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

Defender award
Pilots with the most Battlecruiser KM totals will receive a Falcon and 500M ISK
2nd place will receive a Blackbird and Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

Ranger award 
Pilots with the most number of solar systems where KMs were earned will receive a Pilgrim

Max Rockatansky award
Pilots with the most KMs will receive a Sentinel

The Astecus Challenge:   568/1000

The Astecus challenge
If the total number of KMs by militia members acquired during the month of December reaches 1000, all ISK prize awards will be doubled.

In each specific ship or ship-class category, for the runners up, the following will be awarded:
  • 3rd place - Nemesis + 75M ISK
  • 4th place - Griffin + 50M ISK
  • 5th place - Crucifier + 25M ISK

In addition, all bounty payments are doubled for ECM and TD killmails for the month of December.

Good Luck, and Good Hunting!

And a special thanks goes out to all the Sponsors, who are making this contest possible.
You know who you are.

Stay Vigilant
Stay Frosty
Fly Safe

The High Sec Militia

Friday, November 20, 2015

Operation Scoutaggedon - Tear Jerkers

Operation Scoutaggedon

Operation Scoutaggedon has been ongoing for couple weeks.

Born from an idea by SpecOp member Ryan Ahashion.  10 criminal scouts were neutralized in one 24 hour period. In total, 65 criminal scouts have discovered High Sec is no longer safe for them.  Ryan's total number of scout kills is now at 31, and is leading in applying Space Justice and disrupting criminal operations.

Naturally, this is causing the criminal underworld an enormous amount distress and consternation, as their doctrine depends on AFK fail-fit stationary frigates.

Sadly, one ganker troll has developed an extreme case of butt-hurt, and has developed a psychotic fear of any further harm to his posterior.

After locking and barricading his captain's quarters, we can safely assume he has armed himself, much like his fearful cult leader, as seen here in the Kino station.

Here is the chat log of the ganker troll in the AG channel -
Which was promptly followed up by more tears to the primary moderator and owner of the AG Channels.


[07:10:16] Astecus > o/
[07:10:17] Ryan YouSoBad > why did you ban me
[07:10:22] Ryan YouSoBad > i just want to prevent ganks
[07:10:31] Astecus  [07:08:30] EVE System  Ryan YouSoBad was kicked from the channel by Astecus
Reason: "7 minute old troll alt"
[07:10:32] Ryan YouSoBad > like the one your channel member attempted on me
[07:10:36] Ryan YouSoBad > (unsuccessfully)
[07:11:00] Ryan YouSoBad > do you plan on banning ryan ahashion for ganking?
[07:11:11] Ryan YouSoBad > or at least being bad at ganking?
[07:11:23] Ryan YouSoBad > also why are you okay with adair threatening my BUTT?
[07:11:32] Ryan YouSoBad > in REAL LIFE
[07:12:00] Ryan YouSoBad  Astecus
[07:12:05] Ryan YouSoBad > are you there
[07:12:12] Ryan YouSoBad > or are you afk chatting
[07:12:24] Ryan YouSoBad > i know anti-ganking embraces the afk lifestyle so i would understand
[07:12:33] Astecus > Ganking scouts or bumpers is an acceptable AG behavior to me
[07:13:12] Ryan YouSoBad > i was just minding my own business in high security space
[07:13:21] Ryan YouSoBad > and along came ryan ahashion and ATTACKED me
[07:13:27] Ryan YouSoBad > seems p ridiculous to me
[07:13:38] Ryan YouSoBad > you guys dont seem anti-ganking at all
[07:13:51] Astecus > WHich character of yours did he attack?
[07:14:15] Ryan YouSoBad > oh no wyoure trying to steal my identity?
[07:14:29] Ryan YouSoBad > thats a pretty nasty follow up to antiganking's real life threats
[07:14:44] Astecus > No, I'm trying to look into the validity of your claim
[07:14:54] Ryan YouSoBad > my claim is valid, problem solved
[07:15:02] Ryan YouSoBad > sure am glad i could clear that up
[07:15:30] Ryan YouSoBad > you guys seem real bad
[07:15:35] Ryan YouSoBad > i think maybe ill check out the code
[07:15:38] Ryan YouSoBad > i hear they always win

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Criminal Scout ALOD - The Sandman Cometh

The HSM Black Ops team were activated Sunday night to hunt down Machariels on the major space lanes.  AG Intel had indicated a criminal scout was active and on grid.  1Lt Aldo Raine and his team deployed to the region on a neutralization mission.

Flying through Kaaputenen, the team confirmed a visual on Oprah Winfrey Show's shuttle sitting 28 km off gate.   Oprah is a known Macherial bumper and freighter looter.  The team quickly took her down.

Once the timers completed, the search for the original criminal scout continued. By that time, the scout had docked up in Jita.

Returning to base, the team once again gained a visual on Oprah Winfrey Show, but this time, her capsule, still sitting 28km off gate,  Forty minutes had passed since the last operation.  Clearly, Oprah was napping on the job.   A Black Op Thrasher put an end to her loitering and criminal scouting.

Space Justice can take many forms.  And on this night, Justice came to Oprah, as she slept and dreamt of her next crime.

Pray thee Bob my soul to keep and if my clone dies before I wake pray thee Bob my ISK to take

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Looter ALOD - MJU Blues

The Niarja system was once again under siege by criminal elements of New Eden.

Another freighter had gone down, and the criminally-aligned looter - Oprah Winfrey Show - set about her dark task to loot the wreck.

A Mobile Micro Jump Unit was deployed, and Oprah aligned and jumped but missed scooping the loot, as a militia Curse was bumping her Charon out of reach of the wreck.

Oprah returned once more, and this time scooped the loot, and went suspect.

But the Militia was locked and loaded, and Justice fell upon Oprah like a loot fairy upon a cargo hold of Plex.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Bumper ALOD - Safety Dance

In Madirmilire, criminally-aligned Phryxis was flying a macherial, and had begun bumping an Obelisk, while a goon gank fleet sat in wait in Kamio.

The HSM arrived on scene, and tried to assist the distressed freighter.

Meanwhile, a second group arrived.  1Lt Aldo Raine flying a Talos for The Inglourious Bastards arrived with  his wingman - The Protector Auditore.  They had come bearing gifts for Phyrxis - antimatter wrapped in the finest titanium - just like the wise men of ancient times.

First,  1Lt Aldo Raine attacked Phryxis and went criminal.

The Protector Auditore, giving thanks to Bob, then closed in and readied his weapons.

Then....  Phryxis went criminal.

Wait. What?

Kill: Phryxis (Machariel) 

Forgot something important

Phyrxis had forgotten to follow proper safety protocols and procedures.
It was a costly oversight.  But Phyrxis also forgot something much more important.

Justice had come to Madirmilire, because Justice never forgets.

  • [03:50:37] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Madirmilire
  • [04:03:52] Anyanka Funk  Kill: Complaint Dept (Minmatar Shuttle)
  • [04:16:23] The Protector Auditore > gf
  • [04:16:27] The Protector Auditore  Kill: Phryxis (Machariel)
  • [04:16:30] Phryxis > rofl
  • [04:16:38] Phryxis > lucky i hhad safety red
  • [04:16:44] Phryxis > other wise i couldn't have died
  • [04:17:29] Agosto Blonde  Phryxis - GF?
  • [04:17:53] Phryxis > no i forgot safety to green
  • [04:18:04] Phryxis > oh well, the AG can be happy for once in there life haha
  • [04:18:26] Agosto Blonde >  \o/

HSM 1st Anniversary Contest Results

Congratulations !

... to the winners of the High Sec Militia's 1st Anniversary Contest, we salute you.
And thank you for helping make High Sec Space a better place for the good capsuleers of New Eden.

The results and winners of the contest are as follows:

Battle Cruiser Category

  • First    Sergio Galente -- Basilisk and 200M ISK
  • Thomas en Chasteaux     
  • Second    Doug McWombat -- Osprey + 100M ISK Osprey Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Third    Saber Ding -- Augoror + 75M ISK
  • Fourth    Syn White -- Exequror + 50M ISK
  • Fifth    Rad Cer  -- Scythe + 25M ISK

Thrasher Category 

  • First    Sergio Galente -- Scimitar and 200M ISK
  • Second    Doug McWombat -- Osprey + 100M ISK Griffin Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Third    Shelley Tortuga -- Augoror + 75M ISK
  • Thomas en Chasteaux     
  • Fourth    Benjamin Callahan -- Exequror + 50M ISK
  • Fifth    liam dev -- Scythe + 25M ISK

Catalyst Category

  • Thomas en Chasteaux     
  • First    Sergio Galente -- Oneiros and 200M ISK
  • Second    Benjamin Callahan -- Osprey + 100M ISK Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Third    Tess Oriki -- Augoror + 75M ISK
  • Fourth    Shelley Tortuga -- Exequror + 50M ISK
  • Fifth    Doug McWombat -- Scythe + 25M ISK

Vexor Category

  • First    Sergio Galente -- Guardian and 200M ISK
  • Second    Benjamin Callahan -- Osprey + 100M ISK Crucifier Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Third    Saber Ding -- Augoror + 75M ISK
  • Fourth    Rad Cer -- Exequror + 50M ISK
  • Thomas en Chasteaux    
  • Fifth    Uscarl Nakajima -- Scythe + 25M ISK

Most Systems Category

  • First    Sergio Galente -- Nestor
  • Thomas en Chasteaux    
  • Second    Saber Ding     
  • Third    Benjamin Callahan    
  • Fourth    Doug McWombat     
  • Fifth    Rad Cer     

Most KMs Category

  • First    Sergio Galente -- Hyperion
  • Thomas en Chasteaux    
  • Second    Benjamin Callahan -- Tempest
  • Third    Saber Ding -- Succubus
  • Fourth    Doug McWombat -- Dramiel
  • Fifth    Shelley Tortuga -- Republic Fleet Firetail 

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Bumper ALOD - This is Justice

Earlier this month, during another spasm of criminal activity in Uedama, a Machariel was spotted camping the Ikao gate.

The criminally-aligned pilot, This is Harassment, had counted on his safety being guaranteed.  This was High Sec after all.  And in High Sec Space, according to criminal wisdom, only the pubbie miners and freighters have anything to fear.

Unfortunately for TiH, he forgot to fear that which he cannot escape.

No, this was not harassment.  This was Justice.

Добро пожаловать в пространство с высокой степенью безопасности

Мы надеемся, что вы хорошие времена

У нас было много веселья взорвать свой ​​корабль

Мы надеемся, что сделать это снова скоро

Monday, October 19, 2015

The Killing Floor

My name is Thomas en Chasteaux.

My galaxy is a killing floor of crime, destruction and space homicide.

With the Earth gate closed forever, and cloning erasing the last vestiges of humanity from our DNA, each of us is broken in different ways.

New Eden's culture is the result of the darkest side of humanity, as the normal societal rules and consequences have been broken.

With advancements in cloning, all consequences to illegal acts and acts of terror have been removed.  In this empty void, larceny and space murder have been turned into money making strategies.

One might think that Serpentis injected a genetic sequence into the cloning process, where they publicly claimed that it was to "calm everyone down and suppress criminal thoughts."


Instead of calming people, it instead turned many psychotic, causing half the population to "become crazed, violent, killer lunatics intent on killing anyone who isn't a  crazed, violent, killer lunatic"

But within this dark and savage space, there remains beacons of light and humanity.  Clones yet roam the universe who are not driven by insatiable greed, bloodlust or a glitter fetish.

And there remains the hardy, good volk of New Eden - the workers, builders, pioneers and explorers.

*Leaders of Men.  Will you be one of them?

From these ashes of chaos and inhumanity spread by religious cultists, terrorists and criminal gangs, the High Sec Militia rises to reclaim Civilization from the abyss.  From this killing floor of New Eden, a militia has arisen to stem the tide of suicidal violence and destruction, to restore some semblance of civilization and humanity, to give hope to those who still dream, and redemption to those who have become lost.

*We will rise from the killing floor

If you have the steely-eyed determination of a honey badger, the patience of a sniper, and a strong desire to mete out cold Space Justice to criminals and High Sec Terrorists, then join the Militia today!

Sunday, October 4, 2015

HSM Anniversary Contest

First Anniversary Contest
Where must we go...
We who must wander this void
in search of our better selves?

New Eden has long been plagued by random violence and space crime.  Out of this entropic void, the High Sec Militia was formed in October 2014.  If crime is 'meta' and emergent gameplay, then good capsuleers enforcing Justice and preventing Crime is the adaptive and evolutionary answer to these destructive forces of chaos and blind greed.  We are meta +1.

Each act that saves a Miner, each act that saves an Industrial, each act that allows a Freighter to survive and escape is an act that builds New Eden's civilization and community of capsuleers in positive ways.

With that, we thank you for all your tireless and unrelenting efforts.  And to celebrate our first year, we are having a contest.

Good Luck and Good Hunting!

Conditions Apply:
  • Participants must be a member in good standing with the High Sec Militia.
  • Contest begins October 1st and ends October 31st. All dates and times are EVE Time.
  • All KMs earned must be against High Sec Criminals and Gankers


  • Militia members who earn 25 or more KMs during the month of October will receive a Griffin
  • Militia members who earn 50 or more KMs during the month of October will receive a Blackbird
  • Militia members who earn 75 or more KMs during the month of October will receive a Falcon

Fly Swatter award
Pilots with the most Thrasher KM totals will receive a Scimitar and 200M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Griffin Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Leader: Sergio Galente - 34
  • Doug McWombat - 5
  • Shelley Tortuga - 5
  • Thomas en Chasteaux - 4
  • Benjamin Callahan - 4
  • liam dev - 3
  • Rad Cer - 3
  • Tess Oriki - 2
  • Syn White - 1
  • Jock Yitch - 1

Pied Piper award
Pilots with the most Catalyst KM totals will receive a Oneiros and 200M ISK.
2nd place will receive a Blackbird Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Leader: Thomas en Chasteaux - 106
  • Sergio Galente - 97
  • Benjamin Callahan - 28
  • Tess Oriki - 12
  • Shelley Tortuga - 12
  • Doug McWombat - 11
  • Rad Cer - 9
  • Saber Ding - 4
  • Professor Hari Seldon - 3
  • liam dev - 2
  • Katatjok -2
  • Abraxcis Caine - 2
  • Ariel Safire - 1
  • Uscarl Nakajima - 1
  • Scott Bacon - 1
  • cavern1 Rin - 1
  • Jock Yitch - 1

Gate Keeper award
Pilots with the most Vexor KM totals will receive a Guardian and 200M ISK
2nd place will receive a Crucifier Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  

  • Leader: Sergio Galente - 25
  • Benjamin Callahan - 7
  • Saber Ding - 4
  • Rad Cer - 3
  • Thomas en Chasteaux - 2
  • Uscarl Nakajima - 1
  • Tess Oriki - 1

Defender award
Pilots with the most Battlecruiser KM totals will receive a Basilisk and 200M ISK
2nd place will receive a Osprey Raata Sunset SKIN (Permanent)  
  • Leader:  Sergio Galente - 74
  • Thomas en Chasteaux - 49
  • Doug McWombat - 9
  • Saber Ding - 8
  • Syn White - 7
  • Rad Cer - 5
  • Benjamin Callahan - 3
  • Ariel Safire -2
  • Shelley Tortuga - 2

Ranger award 
Pilots with the most number of solar systems where KMs were earned will receive a Nestor

  • Thomas en Chasteaux - 11
  • Saber Ding - 7 (37)
  • Benjamin Callahan - 6 (42)
  • Doug McWombat - 6 (31)
  • Rad Cer - 6 (20)
  • Tess Oriki - 3 (15)
  • liam dev - 3 (5)
  • Ariel Safire - 3 (3)
  • Shelley Tortuga - 2 (22)
  • Jock Yitch - 2 (2)
  • Syn White - 2
  • Uscarl Nakajima - 2
  • Abraxcis Caine - 1
  • cavern1 Rin - 1
  • Katatjok - 1
  • Scott Bacon -1 
  • Jennifer en Marland - 1
  • Professor Hari Seldon - 1

Max Rockatansky award
Pilots with the most KMs will receive a Hyperion
  • 2nd place: Tempest
  • 3rd place: Succubus
  • 4th place: Dramiel
  • 5th place: Republic Fleet Firetail 
  • Leader:   Sergio Galente - 233
  • Thomas en Chasteaux - 163
  • Benjamin Callahan - 42
  • Saber Ding - 37
  • Doug McWombat - 31
  • Shelley Tortuga 22
  • Rad Cer - 20
  • Tess Oriki - 15
  • Syn White - 8
  • liam dev - 5
  • Professor Hari Seldon - 3
  • Ariel Safire - 3
  • Katatjok - 2
  • Abraxcis Caine - 2
  • Jock Yitch - 2
  • Uscarl Nakajima - 2
  • Scott Bacon - 1
  • cavern1 Rin - 1
  • Jennifer en Marland - 1 (machariel)

The Astecus Challenge:   593/1000

The Astecus challenge
If the total number of KMs by militia members acquired during the month of October reaches 1000, all ISK prize awards will be doubled.

In each specific ship or ship-class category, for the runners up, the following will be awarded:
  • 2nd place - Osprey + 100M ISK
  • 3rd place - Augoror + 75M ISK
  • 4th place - Exequror + 50M ISK
  • 5th place - Scythe + 25M ISK

In addition, all bounty payments are doubled for ECM and TD killmails for the month of October.

Good Luck, and Good Hunting!

And a special thanks goes out to all the Sponsors, who are making this contest possible.
You know who you are.

Stay Vigilant
Stay Frosty
Fly Safe

The High Sec Militia

Thursday, October 1, 2015

One Year of Justice

October 2015 marks the one year anniversary of the High Sec Militia!

In celebration, the Militia is hosting an Anniversary Contest.

Good Luck and Good Hunting out there!

During our first year, 156 pilots have enlisted in the Militia with over 5000 killmails submitted.  In this timeframe, 100 Billion ISK of criminal assets have been interdicted with many, many miners and industrial haulers saved.  Scores of freighters have been saved.  And several looter-freighters and lesser-looter ships and Machariel bumpers have been turned into space wrecks.

Below are the statistics for the first year.

**Machariel KMs awarded to each participant on KM with ISK Value evenly divided.

Ship KM Count ISK Value (Millions)
Catalyst 3184 15423.6
Brutix 423 15730.2
Talos 421 36722.9
Thrasher 370 842.8
Vexor 315 4254.6
Tornado 108 7788.8
Maller 19 327.9
Machariel** 17 5715.4
Coercer 15 82.9
Thorax 10 160.2
Heron 10 48.2
MTU 8 96.2
Rupture 7 115.8
Hurricane 7 370.5
Atron 7 16.7
Moa 7 110.7
Venture 7 11.3
Hound 7 205.9
Cormorant 6 25.5
Slasher 5 17.1
Bestower 4 43.3
Purifier 4 111.8
Mobile Depot 3 0.9
Badger 3 582.2
Caracal 3 38.3
Stratios 3 868.4
Tristan 3 9
Nereus 3 170.5
Maulus 3 6.1
Kestrel 3 5.3
Merlin 3 9
Griffin 2 7.3
Retribution 2 113.1
Imicus 2 1.5
Incursos 2 9.9
Vigil 2 4.3
Burst 2 0.5
Oracle 2 211.4
Svipul 2 102.8
(Gank) Velator 2 1.6
Charon 2 11996.8
Rifter 2 15.8
Tayra 2 11.1
Navitas 2 0.58
Manticore 2 54
Hawk 1 50
Tengu 1 310.5
Ishkur 1 37.6
Myrmidon 1 32.5
Mastodon 1 536.1
Naga 1 72.2
Sigil 1 4.2
Heretic 1 45.1
Cruor 1 214.7
Anathema 1 70.9
Mammoth 1 10.1
Occator 1 317.2
Executioner 1 0.4
Condor 1 5.1
Worm 1 185.4
Phase Inversion Battery (ganker pos) 1 3.4
Incursus 1 2.2
Procurer 1 37.8
Iteron Mark V 1 1.4
Proteus 1 644.1
Cyclone 1 46.5
Punisher 1 0.3
Enyo 1 29.9
Blackbird 1 16.6
Amarr Control Tower (ganker pos) 1 45.5
Crane 1 175.8
Eris 1 36.3
Impel 1 126.2
Caldari Navy Hookbill 1 13.3
Crucifier 1 10.1
Vindicator 1 604
Scythe Fleet Issue 1 51.6
Helios 1 40.7
Ship Maintenance Array (ganker pos) 1 93.2
Grand Total 5050 106313.58

Below are the top pilots within the Militia ranked by KM values during their career.

Pilot ISK Value (Millions) KM Count
Thomas en Chasteaux 14743.2 989
SERGIO GALENTE 13009.8 274
bigbud skunkafella 12146.2 374
Kihara Amelana 10063.7 289
Jennifer en Marland 6772.4 97
Saber Ding 6654.6 281
Lisbeth Swan 5411.48 199
Syn White 4680.3 321
Rijhad al-Rashid 3503.5 185
Rad Cer 3210.2 211
Tess Oriki 2964 184
Shelley Tortuga 2488.3 240
Molotok 2117.5 110
Rediroriad Asdorad 2015.8 59
Zakk Starkiller 1580.1 117
Brad Neece 1209.3 58
liam dev 1161.1 78

Monday, September 28, 2015

There is a big hole in that Blue Donut

Last week, the Goons and their CODEdot Mini-Me's held a Burn Uedama event that spanned from Thursday to Saturday.

One Meeeellion days... station tanked in Kino

As always, the local channel was a copy/paste spam fest of propaganda, trolling, and intellectual dishonesty.

On grid, it was no different.

Two noteworthy popcorn-time events took place.

During the Goon shift, a freighter was bumped and fail ganked.  Members of the Militia and wider AG community answered the distress call, and repped the freighter to good health.  It was at this time that an announcement was made in local that the Goon Overlords had issued a command to free this freighter.

Apparently, this freighter was Goon Blue.

And apparently, the Goon line members were clueless and had ignored the freighter pilots protestations and claims.

C-ta Vilosa > In compliance with commands from our goon overlords Lefty Peon is hereby freed from bumps!
Rhamnousia Nosferatu > well at least its nice to know who the boss is
Greensleeves Ingoro > Christ I hate Uedama

Later, on the Mini-Me CODEdot shift, another 'Blue' freighter was bumped and harassed once more. Although this time, the criminals did not care about any Blue status.  And even went so far as to call the pilot a Goon Pet.

The irony was well noted in local by fellow Militia members.

This is Harassment > Grats, goon saved ;)
This is Harassment > Interesting, I decyned too.
This is Harassment > *descyned
This is Harassment > *typing is hard.
Lazy Leonard > I am not a goon
Lazy Leonard > dont insult me
This is Harassment > Would you prefer "goon pet" then?
Pythia Avalhar > Pet calling pet a pet. Mind, blown.

However, the Militia was able to once more successfully aid in the saving and escape of the Blue Goon from the bumping Machariel.

It should be noted and made clear, that while we may ignore 'bumped' Goon Corp/Alliance member freighters or 'bumped' freighters who are known looters as obvious feints and distractions, all other freighters are aided without bias and reservation.

Our goal is the prevention of crime in High Sec space.  And this means making criminals fail while answering the call for Justice.

With Justice, there are few exceptions to the rule of Law.

The same cannot be said of that giant hole, in the Goons Blue Donut.

AG Failed Aga... No. Wait.  #CODEMemeFail

Fly Informed
Fly Vigilant
Fly Safe
The High Sec Militia