Some days, one can barely get out of the Captains Quarters with your pants on to respond to news that criminals are self-immolating in your system.
Within the criminal underworld, there apparently are some just as eager to rush to the scene of the next crime.
Consider HSM Case File #48758854
Mr Pumo, widely known to militia members as the minion of space criminal AeleDeux, was in such a hurry for his CONCORD self immolation, that he missed an important step in his daily routine.
Undock. Lock. Explode.
Normally, one has a sneaking suspicion that something is awry, that sixth sense that nags at the back of one's clone brain, that something is just ... not ... right.
We hope our dear Mr Pumo had his epiphany right before he felt the cold embrace of Space Justice.
|Pantless. In. Space.|