Ganker ALOD: Looter Blues
Hans Isu is the Machariel Bumper/Freighter Looter/Bowhead Thrasher Gumball Machine Alt of Globby - the Thrice Bored Criminal.
Globby at times suffers from Space Madness. On this fateful day, one can only rightfully assume that Hans caught a bad case of it as well.
Luckily, with the passage of the Affordable Clone Healthcare Act of New Eden, Hans Isu is covered for unlimited visits by the Militia space doctors, who are always on call.
While we appreciate his sensibilities for fitting a looter Charon, Hans forgot that you cannot tank against Justice.
Globby at times suffers from Space Madness. On this fateful day, one can only rightfully assume that Hans caught a bad case of it as well.
Luckily, with the passage of the Affordable Clone Healthcare Act of New Eden, Hans Isu is covered for unlimited visits by the Militia space doctors, who are always on call.
While we appreciate his sensibilities for fitting a looter Charon, Hans forgot that you cannot tank against Justice.
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| Looting for the Welp God |
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