Monday, September 28, 2015

There is a big hole in that Blue Donut

Last week, the Goons and their CODEdot Mini-Me's held a Burn Uedama event that spanned from Thursday to Saturday.

One Meeeellion days... station tanked in Kino

As always, the local channel was a copy/paste spam fest of propaganda, trolling, and intellectual dishonesty.

On grid, it was no different.

Two noteworthy popcorn-time events took place.

During the Goon shift, a freighter was bumped and fail ganked.  Members of the Militia and wider AG community answered the distress call, and repped the freighter to good health.  It was at this time that an announcement was made in local that the Goon Overlords had issued a command to free this freighter.

Apparently, this freighter was Goon Blue.

And apparently, the Goon line members were clueless and had ignored the freighter pilots protestations and claims.

C-ta Vilosa > In compliance with commands from our goon overlords Lefty Peon is hereby freed from bumps!
Rhamnousia Nosferatu > well at least its nice to know who the boss is
Greensleeves Ingoro > Christ I hate Uedama

Later, on the Mini-Me CODEdot shift, another 'Blue' freighter was bumped and harassed once more. Although this time, the criminals did not care about any Blue status.  And even went so far as to call the pilot a Goon Pet.

The irony was well noted in local by fellow Militia members.

This is Harassment > Grats, goon saved ;)
This is Harassment > Interesting, I decyned too.
This is Harassment > *descyned
This is Harassment > *typing is hard.
Lazy Leonard > I am not a goon
Lazy Leonard > dont insult me
This is Harassment > Would you prefer "goon pet" then?
Pythia Avalhar > Pet calling pet a pet. Mind, blown.

However, the Militia was able to once more successfully aid in the saving and escape of the Blue Goon from the bumping Machariel.

It should be noted and made clear, that while we may ignore 'bumped' Goon Corp/Alliance member freighters or 'bumped' freighters who are known looters as obvious feints and distractions, all other freighters are aided without bias and reservation.

Our goal is the prevention of crime in High Sec space.  And this means making criminals fail while answering the call for Justice.

With Justice, there are few exceptions to the rule of Law.

The same cannot be said of that giant hole, in the Goons Blue Donut.

AG Failed Aga... No. Wait.  #CODEMemeFail

Fly Informed
Fly Vigilant
Fly Safe
The High Sec Militia


Xan Auditore said...

Nice work! You guys are all the true heroes of high sec!

Kickass Tivianne said...

Best artical yet!! Makes me smile.