Scam Web Duels - Orca Wins

HSM Situation Report: Madirmilire 

Annika Krauss - flying an Orca - was bumped by criminally-aligned Machariel pilot, Calm Down Freighter.

Annika was approached by con artist - Emma Painter - who showed up in a Daredevil offering webs to assist in her escape.

Naturally, this was a scam web duel, and once dueled, Emma reshipped into a catalyst.

However, the Orca had defensive capabilities and was able to neutralize the catalyst whenever it tried to fire.  The orca shields never dropped below 85%.

An impasse arose.

HSM member Sabre Dean arrived and removed Emma Painter's catalyst from the grid. Kill: Emma Painter (Catalyst)

Emma then reshipped into a Atron, and then into a Thrasher.  Nothing was working for this criminal gang.

And then, the criminal gang faced their lowest morale breaking point - an event so shameful, that ZKillboard to this day refuses to post the event.

The criminal Kusion family of alts arrived, but seemed more interested in attempting to attack the rest of the HSM fleet on grid, in order to work out that excess frustration and angst.

At that point, the Orca was able to escape, and continued to taunt the gankers.

[02:51:03] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Madirmilire
[03:03:29] Annika Krauss > go away pls
[03:07:19] Annika Krauss > if thats fun for u
[03:13:20] Kaine Lust > Хао,где тут ассортимент побогаче?
[03:50:53] Annika Krauss > come on guys kill me now pls
[03:51:33] Frayn Bantam > working on it
[03:51:57] Annika Krauss > u r all working on your little dicks i think
[03:55:51] Annika Krauss > come on guys how many ships do you need to kill a little orca...
[03:56:11] Calm Down Freighter > lol
[03:56:12] Calm Down Freighter > one
[03:57:16] Annika Krauss > so start...
[03:57:21] Annika Krauss > u have 5
[03:59:32] Annika Krauss > thats a nice kill mail :)
[03:59:40] Kip Winger > \o/
[03:59:45] Annika Krauss  Kill: Emma Painter (Thrasher)
[04:00:00] Calm Down Freighter > hahahaha
[04:00:04] Calm Down Freighter > man this is great
[04:00:07] Calm Down Freighter > PROUD OF US TEAM
[04:00:30] Annika Krauss > killed by orca... u r so pro
[04:01:56] Annika Krauss > come on guys start the fight!
[04:03:05] Annika Krauss > u need falcons... even more pro
[04:04:06] Calm Down Freighter > STILL ISK POSITIVE
[04:04:30] Annika Krauss > lol
[04:04:36] Annika Krauss > very pro
[04:04:44] Annika Krauss > thx for the kill mail
[04:04:47] Annika Krauss > :)
[04:05:47] Kip Winger > isk positve...  must be Code Math
[04:06:33] Annika Krauss > calculating isnt even math at all
[04:06:38] Calm Down Freighter > nah he gave me 35m
[04:06:42] Annika Krauss > not nearly
[04:06:56] Calm Down Freighter > catalysts is 3m? Thrasher is not wure?
[04:07:15] Annika Krauss > thats the fee for the kill mail i guess :)
[04:08:08] Kip Winger > So she paied... and you were still ganking... Hmmm Interesting.
[04:08:12] Kip Winger > *paid
[04:08:54] Kip Winger > Code likes to hide their tears behind bad math and lies
[04:08:54] Annika Krauss > i got the km... so it was worth it ^^
[04:08:59] 1Lt Aldo Raine > I thnk they are too proud to admit
[04:09:06] Calm Down Freighter > :'(
[04:09:07] 1Lt Aldo Raine > code failed :(
[04:09:16] Kip Winger  lol  Calm Down Freighter
[04:09:22] 1Lt Aldo Raine > but you did kill a griffin
[04:09:28] 1Lt Aldo Raine > gj
[04:09:36] Kip Winger > Thats like 50 mil!
[04:09:44] Saber Ding > omg
[04:09:47] 1Lt Aldo Raine > daaaaaamn
[04:10:17] Calm Down Freighter > what griffin
[04:10:20] Calm Down Freighter > did jason kill something?
[04:10:37] Annika Krauss > i killed the trasher
[04:10:52] Calm Down Freighter > yes I know that
[04:11:02] Annika Krauss > i ganked a trasher with my orca :)
[04:11:19] 1Lt Aldo Raine > nice
[04:11:27] Calm Down Freighter > well
[04:11:29] Calm Down Freighter > it was a duel
[04:11:30] Calm Down Freighter > not a gank
[04:11:31] Calm Down Freighter > but yeah
[04:11:44] Annika Krauss > code logic :p
[04:11:48] Calm Down Freighter > not really
[04:11:51] Calm Down Freighter > if you ganked it
[04:11:55] Calm Down Freighter > I would be a lot more amused
[04:12:20] Calm Down Freighter > aaannnd
[04:12:23] Calm Down Freighter > I'm not code ;)
[04:12:35] Annika Krauss > so concord would have more ballz then u guys and killed that orca u failed ^^
[04:12:56] Calm Down Freighter > alright
[04:14:36] Kip Winger  Calm Down Freighter not code.. come on....
[04:14:37] 1Lt Aldo Raine  Calm Down Freighter whaaaat??? your not code?
[04:14:45] 1Lt Aldo Raine > my spais say otherwise
[04:15:24] Kip Winger > Just cause your not in their corp.... thats just a ploy so you don't get a naughty wardec...
[04:15:32] Kip Winger > hard to bump with a wardec
[04:15:41] Saber Ding  Calm Down Freighter is that a proud statement that you're not code?


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