Bloody Bear's Christmas

It was early morning on Christmas Day
and Bloody Bear was on patrol
His trusty Hyperion was amongst the ice
of the dangerous system of Kamio

Now Bloody Bear was not alone
he wasn't the only anti-ganker on field
his friends forrest Koskanaiken and Shelley Tortuga were there
to provide the miners with some extra shield

For a long time Bloody Bear watched o'er the miners
but, alas, nothing was happening
with no reds in local and adjacent systems clear
Bear thought the criminals might just be fappening

Perhaps the gankers are sleeping, thought Bear,
dreaming of fat haulers and miners AFK
But Bear was sooo wrong about that
things were soon not to be OK

Then all of a sudden. local lit up like a Christmas Tree
and what should appear
11 Kusion Brothers flashing in unison
and the miners, in unison, thought, "oh dear!"

Bear told forrest Koskanaiken "RED ALERT"
we must be ready for the gankers!
Bear target locked a Retriever
and sent his shield drones to stop those wankers

Surely, this barge will be their target, thought Bear
it was the only weak ship in the ice
but the Kusion Brothers had a different plan of attack,
and that plan was certainly not nice!

Bear knew it could happen one day
and soon the Kusion Brothers would try
to gank Bear's battleship sooner or later
but Bear determined he would make them cry

Bear was ready to defend that miner
with a ship worth a princely sum
And on D-Scan 12 Cats appeared
so Bear told his mates, "Here They Come!!!"

While the Cats warped to the ice
Bear's battleship wasn't sitting in one spot,
Nope, he was orbiting
just like he was taught

But the 12 Cats warped in on TOP of Bear
only 3 km from his Hyperion
Uh oh, thought Bear, he knew the target was HIM
and the Kusions, perhaps, were suffering a mass delirium

With Bear's shield drones still on the Retriever
Bear locked the targets but knew in his haste
that they were too close for his guns
so he would have to trust his Nanite Repair Paste

It took 13 seconds, and was over in a flash
and the reds and CONCORD began to clear
But what lay there in the ice, 12 cat shipwrecks
and Bear's Hyperion, covered in gankers' tears

Yes, his ship was damaged but it survived
a 12 Cat Goon and CODE gank fleet
Bear would be ready for them in the next attack
because Bear knows, they can be beat.

Merry Christmas to All
And to all, Fly Safe


Unknown said…
The Black-Ops team arrived in Kamio hunting scouts 20 hours later. The CODE. gankers there were absolutely raging in local. Saying that that we were harassing them, breaking the EULA and using all manner of foul language!

After killing an AFK scout a couple times it reached pure hysteria. We had to ask them to calm down, but they couldn't. It was like a Mirror Mirror episode of Eve.

Killing ganker scouts is no big deal, nothing new, very small fish. My corp m8's and I wondered what could possibly cause New Order agents to loose all self control?

Now we know.

Still after 20 hours... good grief! Time to log off and go for a hike or go fishing or something. :D

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