Bumper ALOD: Class is in Session
One fine Saturday space afternoon, a freighter pilot was making their rounds through the trade pipes when she was stopped at the gate by Gazerbeam the "permit 'phoon hall monitor".
Now, Gazerbeam was insisting that the hauler had committed an imaginary infraction, and demanded immediate payment, or a painful lesson would be taught.
Luckily for the hauler, two tenured professors showed up to dispense a pop quiz.
The High Sec Militia congratulates Professor Chiricahua and Professor Thunderpussy on teaching important life lessons to Gazerbeam.
We hope Gazerbeam is able to turn her life around, finish her education, and graduate with a degree in space justice.